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- LayoffsMicrosoft Lays Off 4,800 Lifelong Tech Workers, Assumes They Still Haven’t Heard of Claude
Executives were confident the people they let go would never figure out AI on their own. The plan held for most of a weekend.
- PhilanthropyGates Foundation Expands Malaria Net Program to Former Microsoft Employees
“There are no mosquitoes in Redmond,” a spokesperson acknowledged. “But nets are what we have.”
- DaveDave Applies for His Old Job, Learns Posting Requires Ten Years of Copilot Experience
The recruiter said he seemed like a strong culture fit for a culture that no longer includes him.
- ScienceQuantum Chip’s Qubit Outlasts Area Man’s Severance
Microsoft’s Majorana 2 holds a qubit for about 20 seconds. Dave’s benefits made it to Thursday.
- LayoffsHubSpot Cuts 660, Thanks Them With Lifetime Access to the HubSpot Blog
Kevin, Dave’s new neighbor, says he has already read the one about nurturing leads.
- DaveCopilot Turns Itself On in Dave’s Microwave
It suggested he summarize the burrito.
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